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Evening Star, Issue 19801, 27 February 1928, Page 13

FEEL YOUNG AGAIN! BY TAKING MARSHALL’S FOSPHERINE. Do you ever wonder bow that chap of sixty keeps so fit and youthful—how ho has regained youth? “Marshall’s” is the answer. Don’t be a grumpy old bear. No matter how old you are—a man’s as old as he feels. Old age is not a license for grumpiness and discontentment. Enjoy life and help others to do likewise ! The vigor and energy of adolescence is not lost to you because yon are ageing. 'Try a six-sided carton of Marshall’s Fospherine—it will fix the nerves. This wonderful tonic is indeed the elixir of life. Ask your chemist or storekeeper for the six-sided carton —100 doses for 2s 6d. If unable to obtain easily, write the proprietors, A. and W. Baxter, of Baxter’s Lung Preserver, Christchurch. —[Advt.]

“Where did the car hit him?” asked the coroner. “At the junction of the dorsal and cervical vertebrae,” replied the medical witness. And the burly foreman rose from his seat. “ Man and boy, I’ve lived in these parts for fifty years,” he protested ponderously, “an’ I never heard of the place.”

Tinker: “ Having a swollen head never got a person anywhere.” Taylor : “ Not unless it was a fellow who made a living by passing the hat.”