Passenger (in elevator): “ Fourth floor, please.” Operator: "Here you are, son.” Passenger: “How flare yon call mo‘son’? You’re not my father.” Operator: “Well, I brought you up, didn’t IP" The Irish beggar stood holding out his hand. ‘‘ Please give a poor, old, blind man a dime, sir.” “But you can sea out of one eve.” “Then make it a nickel, air.”
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Evening Star, Issue 19799, 24 February 1928, Page 9
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61Page 9 Advertisements Column 4 Evening Star, Issue 19799, 24 February 1928, Page 9
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