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Evening Star, Issue 19798, 23 February 1928, Page 12

KNOWN FROM AUCKLAND TO THE BLUFF. THEY RARELY BURST OR FRY OUT. THEY RETAIN THEIR SIZE WHEN COOKED. These are the claims we make for our SAUSAGES —claims made possible from our Jong experience in the selection of the finest seasonings and other ingredients. PORK SAUSAGES 9d per lb BELGIAN SAUSAGES 10d per lb MELBOURNE SAUSAGES 6d per lb BEEF SAUSAGES ... 5d per lb James Wright & Son, Ltd., ’Phone 23-249. 604 CARGILL ROAD. ’Phone 23-249.

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