Chauffeur: “"Don’t stand gaping there! Fetch the village doctor.” Yokel: “It’s him you’ve run over!” First Crook: “I’ve bin wonderin’, Bill; how does a man get his own money out of a bank.” Second Crook: “Easy. He jes’ forges his own name to the cheque.”
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Evening Star, Issue 19794, 18 February 1928, Page 6
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45Page 6 Advertisements Column 3 Evening Star, Issue 19794, 18 February 1928, Page 6
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