Father: “So you figure my hoy will be a great executive some day? ” Boss: “Yes, it takes two hours for him to eat lunch.” The Mayor (reading from the town’s health report); “The death rate during the year was twelve point nine.” Councillor: “What do you mean?” The Mayor (embarrassed): “It means that twelve died and nine were on the point of death.” . Of all labor-saving ideas there is none to beat Easy Monday Laundry Help. It has cut the drudgery cut of wash day. Clothes washed snow white without any rubbing, At all stores.—[Advt.]
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Evening Star, Issue 19794, 18 February 1928, Page 5
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95Page 5 Advertisements Column 1 Evening Star, Issue 19794, 18 February 1928, Page 5
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