Mrs Wick wire: “ Why don’t you give up that stupid habit of saying ‘By Jove? ' What do you know about Jove?” Mr Wickwire: “I will if you stop saying ‘ the idea’ every time you are spoken to. What do you know about ideas? ” An angry tenant said to the owner of his house; “What sre you going to do about it, sir? The walls of my house are all bulging outward.” Landlord: “ Bulging outward, are they? Then that makes the house bigger; I must raise your rent. 1 -
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Evening Star, Issue 19792, 16 February 1928, Page 2
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88Untitled Evening Star, Issue 19792, 16 February 1928, Page 2
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