A teacher asked one day: “ V, hat has a big mouth, no teeth, and not a grain of sense?” Johnny raised his hand. “ Well, what is it?” the teacher asked. 11 it’s you.” said Johnny. Ho was expelled from school for two weeks, a..d his mother spanked him. The day ho went hack to school the teacher asked: “What-has a big mouth, no teeth, and no sense?” Jonnny got up, put on Ins hat and coat, and began packing his books. “ Whore are yr.-,: going, Johnny?” the teacher asked. “ Aw, I’m going home, ’cause ,1 still think it’s you,” Johnny answered.
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Evening Star, Issue 19786, 9 February 1928, Page 13
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101Untitled Evening Star, Issue 19786, 9 February 1928, Page 13
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