’Johnny; I didn't bring an excuse for being absent. Ma was too busy to write one. Teacher: Why didn’t you ask your father? Johnny: He s no good making excuses. Ma catches him every time, and you’re smarter than S ' l( d go you haven’t spoken to your wife for three years,” said the judge to .the husband. “No, judge, I didn’t want to interrupt her.”
Woods' Great Peppermint Cure fox Coughs and Colds, never fails.—(Advt.J
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Evening Star, Issue 19666, 20 September 1927, Page 4
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76Page 4 Advertisements Column 5 Evening Star, Issue 19666, 20 September 1927, Page 4
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