1 TWAS TOO MUCH.
The new country constable was being initiated into the mysteries of his duties by the resident sergeant, who warned him in keep a particularly sharp look-out for intoxicated motorists. “ And how will I know they’re drunk, sir?” “If you have any doubt ask the suspect to repeat after you, ‘ Surely Susan should suit shy Sam!’ '’ “Very good, sir; I’ll write that down.” Later in the day a. motor car pulled up outside the police station and unloaded the new constalc with a handkerchief tied round his head. Ho had dislocated his jaw.
The new Regent Street, Loudon—one of the finest shopping thoroughfares in the world—is without a tobacconist's shop.
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Evening Star, Issue 19660, 13 September 1927, Page 1
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113Page 1 Advertisements Column 6 Evening Star, Issue 19660, 13 September 1927, Page 1
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