TWO LAWYERS PARTED BY CONSTABLE
A constable received a great shock recently when ho parted two wellknown lawyers scuffling in the street. “My learned friend hero," explained one of them. “ bet me an ounce of tobacco and ho lost. Well, ho bought an ounce, and before meeting me he tried it himself.- He won’t haud_ it over now, because ho remembers it’s early closing.” “ And because it’s the best I vo over had.” chipped in the other. “It’s Bears’ Smoking Tobacco!” Cool and sweet —a gift at 8d per ounce. Also in handy packets, loz 9d, 2oz Is 6d.— TAdvt,]
A witness was being examined. “My Lord,” he said, “you can believe my statement for what I have said is absolutely correct. I’ve been wedded to truth since my childhood. “.Quite possible,” replied- the judge. “But the court wants to know how long you have been a widower?”
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Evening Star, Issue 19660, 13 September 1927, Page 14
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148Page 14 Advertisements Column 2 Evening Star, Issue 19660, 13 September 1927, Page 14
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