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Evening Star, Issue 4191, 2 August 1876, Page 3

A Chinaman in Lob Angelos, California, upon being applied to for payment of a debt, replied, If no havee, how can?’ , Aromantic young man saya that a woman’s heart is like the mo n—it changes continually, but always has a man in it ik“ I never pay anything now,” said a used-up adventurer. “ I t’s against my principle to pay interest and it is against my interest to pay prinoipiL” , Any paper can publish the appointments after the coming in of a new Administration, but what paper in the worl t is large-enough to publish half the dis appointments? A small coy in New V ork made a sensation for a shot time by quietly transferring a card bearing the words “ Take one” from a lot of handbills in front of a shop to a basket of oranges. One day Jerrold was as’ ing a v out the talent of a young painter, whe i his companion declared that the youth was mediocre. “The very worst ochre an artist can set to work with,” was the quiet reply.