Why is a handsome and fascinating lady like a slice of bread?— Because fho is of;en toa-ted.
"Why should the beehive be t ken as a symbol of industry? N"t a bee is t.> be Keen all win er long while tho cockroach is up at five o'cloc. in the n.orning, and ever goes to ied till midnight Let s • han.e tho thing Gas Como:iny President.—' \.h we must accommodate »n selves to the times. Ann unce ar duction" v ten cents a tln.imnd fret in the price of gas and add a couple thousand feei on >ach gas bid.'" yi . x nme Use aft r * 11.—Customer hvho wishes to return a horse he his lately Lough ): " j es k eked the carri.i«'e into lucifet matches, anil no one dar s >. et o his bac . What he was made for I can'c think '' Dealer: "To sell, i should say." How to get up a Baza»r.—l o you know lv-w a church b.izuar wor s? The principle is a very minimis one • ome Indies borrow money from their husbands: buy materials, and make Upffapcy articles which they give t,o the fair. * They Ijhen change places, boi row inure money, and buy the-aricles back Again,— American' Paper,
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Evening Star, Issue 4155, 21 June 1876, Page 4
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205Untitled Evening Star, Issue 4155, 21 June 1876, Page 4
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