w hen a r e siio tsueu like fashionab'e tailors ? —When they n ak« g od ‘ bag-.” Of come Use aft r ' 11. Customer (who tfishe* to return a horse he has lately lough ): “ i es kcked the into lucilV matches ami no one dar a >et o his bac •. What he was for I can’t think” Dealer: ‘ To sell, 1 should say.” A Useful Cun, — An hotel keeper at a station on the ( entral hj citic Hadroad is said to call his guests to dinner by discharging one barrel of a d üble-barrelled sh t gu , He reserves the other barret to collec. the dine s’ mo. ey u itb. n ’ ndian cam a to a certain agent in the northern part of I owa to procure some whisky for a younger warrior who had been bitten by a rattlesnake. “I* our quarts 1 ’ repeated the agent with surcriso. “As much as that?' “Yes,” replied snake very big.” v _ “ It’s well enough for you to name your boy Elias,” said aunt 11 epzibah } * but for gracious g<s|dneV3’ 6j‘ Jhe “AHas JcT. Anas Oab-eVeiJ Jack, all' been took Up for robbin’ an’ stealia’.
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Evening Star, Issue 4149, 14 June 1876, Page 4
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193Page 4 Advertisements Column 1 Evening Star, Issue 4149, 14 June 1876, Page 4
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