When a Missourian had his head caved in in a saloon row, the doctor blew in hjs ear until th« dent disappeared and the head was plump and round again. The patient, however, complained of a roaring in tis ear, A Yassar girl wrote home : “Dee P-w-paw, we study Latin fo’ owahs a day, Pwench, sevenup, and science av»h so loung The good malrons nevah let ns.go mver. Won’t you send me my leggins and skat s for a poo’ little girl who lives in the village. Don’t forget the heel straps.” - Rome has .one of the shrewdest and most reliable weather in the world. Being asm d whether he thought thU would be a cold Winter or not, he looked at tho sun, dbg tip ttoae roots of grassj epmlned the husks on a dcfeten eats ol cdftt and then said im'pr‘e-siv6'y, don’t know. 17 Evl&te will undbdbtbti# prtfe that hb was fight,'
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Evening Star, Issue 4094, 10 April 1876, Page 4
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154Page 4 Advertisements Column 1 Evening Star, Issue 4094, 10 April 1876, Page 4
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