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Evening Star, Issue 4075, 18 March 1876, Page 2 (Supplement)

Why are the Railwivs like Tailors?— Be* cause they, have such an immense number «£ • cuttings. fjjerroldwasat a party.when the park gqap announced the bit th of a prince. * 1 How. they. do powder these babies I ” he exclaimed. An ludiena saloon keeper made a bad mis*, take when he advertised, “unapproachable Baltimore oysters.” “Well. I’ll divorce you this time, bat mind, - not nn ther decree shall you have from tbit’ Court till you are eighteen,” said a judge at Sioux City, as he granted a divorce toapeti-l : tlouer of sixteen, and awarded her the custody :* of the child. . R .i A subscriber to a Southwestern newspaper , d : ed recently, leaving four years’ subscription ( unpaid. The editor ap£ area at the aha‘ deposited in the coffin a palm-leaf lam a linen ; ooa*s and a thermometer. thafa - obvious.' A s oiy is told of a certain 'man ai&dwife, who were almost always quarrelling. ‘During - their only quarrels them ody child (a boy) wa» generally present, and' of course heard many: of h'B father's expressions. ; One daH»itohet|> the. boy had been doing something wrong, Ahje . mother. Intending to him, cJledmm, and sa : d “Come here, sir. what did you <36 ’ that f« r! * The boy. complacently folding Wh arms, and imitating nit '.fathec’s' maimer, v ' ‘‘See Here, raadaah; I dbnVwish tdhhveahy ! words with you!” ; < !