WIT AND HUMOR.

Evening Star, Issue 4051, 19 February 1876, Page 1 (Supplement)

WIT AND HUMOR.

' Westippns" that a man who never R>eaka i mav be sai it, kep his worl. The b rber who dres ed the h«ad of a barrel has been en aged to c rl • hj» locks of a canal™ . Fl .wen fl. g thei wealth upon the vacant a»r and noh men often flwg mem upon the - > vacant heir *^ Ayoung sawbone* having courtel apirlfor * y*, a . • »»« themitsan, t u ned romd aud m ri her faf.er for •• vist s» be paid her M.e shaunti pi es, it is siid are ma'e out .f thef..am of r.h« B *. The m nufaSure of them therefore must be a surge ic 1 openSdonV 1 tall that she cannot reach his hair • d ii d y ° U . 81 7 JenklMW VZ. a » •• >m he m me * , "» 'housand iTue °* 6d T ° m; " T for *•* Her •*« In a case of hydrophobia the doctors sav omtense the wound. But we know of a voi»£ man bi ten by iov- who cught hlr evef°Sf it mad -h m a great deal worse. * ' * It is not always a mark of f ranknom to no*. A mutd al young lady says that a comixner may propei f y m*ke tjif %* P 6 !> ever went louud the, man in the moon. ' - gentl'man Kt !y nut'" himself to b d on the of a church mS SSL?/* 1 l he T wEkM »S'hS muttered eveiy time he giasped a banStnT "The precious sheets afway*. t« eo .» 7* The e is hj farmer on Loug Island wh» L a ho; so {it .that vou havelo itow ?K5 tb A t C?J^t Ud we had a A &J%tS*g* After the- h*d W'ted Vhai*W -