Not Wanted.—An old gander was recently killed at the ago of ninety. The name of the fortunate boarding-house which drew the prize is not given. Acute ohinamania. : May : “Mamma! mamma ! don’t go on like this, pray !” Mamma (who has smashed a favorite pot) “ What have I got to live for? May: “ Have’nt you get me, mamma.” Mamma; “ You, child I You’re not unique. There are six of you—a complete set.” A Scotchman Went to a lawyer once for advice, and detailed the circumstances of the case. “ Have you told me the facts precisely as they occurred T asked the lawger. “Oh, aye, sir!” replied he. “ I thought- it best to tell you the plain truth. You can put the lies into it yourself.”
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Evening Star, Issue 3853, 30 June 1875, Page 2
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123Page 2 Advertisements Column 4 Evening Star, Issue 3853, 30 June 1875, Page 2
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