Oliver Wendell Holmes says that widows who cry easy are first to marry again. There is nothing like wet weather for tran<> pUptiug, An intelligent gentleman from Germany, on his first visit to an American church, had a contrilutiou box with a hole in the top presented to him, and whispered to the collector “I don’t get mein papers unt can’t vqte.” ' A Chicago thief picked a policeman’s pocket of a lunch prepared for stray dogs; and the strychnine in it being out of proportion to the other ingredients the thief died an hour after eating it. “ Marriage," said an unfortunate husband, “is the churchyard of love.” /‘And you men,” replied his wife, “ are the gravediggers.” . :
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Evening Star, Volume VIII, Issue 2296, 15 September 1870, Page 2
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116Page 2 Advertisements Column 1 Evening Star, Volume VIII, Issue 2296, 15 September 1870, Page 2
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