From tbe Rural Dstricfcs —What is the difference between a justice of the peace and a piece of justice ? 'Why should Romeo not have cared for the month of June?— Because it was July yet (Juliet.) Doing a Drain.—Cheating the sewer’s rate. A Hansom Reply.— : What’s your fare ! Romantic Cabby : What’s my fare ? Ah ! Why she’s a Supper Rooms Proprietor. She sel’s trotters outside Ashley’s Theyater. When may we consider a salad lively?— When it’s got Sprint/ onions in it.
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Evening Star, Volume VIII, Issue 2282, 30 August 1870, Page 2
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80Page 2 Advertisements Column 2 Evening Star, Volume VIII, Issue 2282, 30 August 1870, Page 2
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