Why are twins like a pair of gloves ? Because they are “tavo kids.” “ How came such a greasy mess in the oven?” said a fidgety old spinster to her maid-of-all-work. “ Why,” replied the girl, “ the candles fell into the w'atcr, and I put them in the oven to dry.” A woman at a dispensary applied for medical aid, stating her disease to be the flirtation of the heart. “ Not an uncommon ailment with your sex, ma’am,” said the doctor, with a twinkle of the eye, “ but it is not dangerous if the proper remedy is applied.”
WANTED KNOWN. BLYT H’.s Great Clearing Sale of Boots will be continued fifteen days longer. Haste and secure Bargains. Men’s strong watertights, 9s 6d ; do, elastic sides, 9s (id; ladies’ kid, very good, Os 6d ; do, French lastings, 8s ; white kid boots, 7s 6d. Every article at the same reduced prices at THE EDINBURGH BOOT MART, George street, next York Hotel.
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Evening Star, Volume VIII, Issue 2174, 26 April 1870, Page 3
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157Page 3 Advertisements Column 1 Evening Star, Volume VIII, Issue 2174, 26 April 1870, Page 3
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