SMILE AWHILE

Evening Post, Volume CXIV, Issue 122, 19 November 1932, Page 10

SMILE AWHILE

THE REASON. Little Boy {to old Stationmaster}: Wh« doss the next tram come in? Stationmaster: Why, you llttlo rascal. I have told you flvo times that It is due at four Little Boy: I know. But I lite to see your whiskers waggle when you say four rotty-four. Murit.!. "FAIBY BAINB°W" («>. THE WRONG PLACE. caJc^ftVa^'- l S4y ' mSS' I>Te •* *• "BROWKIE HEIrFUI," (9). Nevrtovrn. ' • • • POOR GEORGIE! Daddy: You know it hurta me to puttuS you, Georgle. I'm very tonder-hearteS. Georjfio: 800-hoo! I wish you were Under* handed, too, pa! "SCARLET OESI" (H), • • • THE EXPLANArJOM. Jimmy: Tou 'know you told we about th» bogey-man who lives in the pantry? Nurses T«s. Jimmy: Well, I looked in tho pantry Just now, and ho has eatco all that lorely chocolate cake! 'TAKCY SKATEB" <8). Island Bay. • ■ ■ / MEDICAL ADVICE. A doctor was sleeping upstairs when at half* past ten ho Heard v knock oc the door below. "Who is it?" ho called. "Mr. Carr," replied the visitor. "Then catch the next one," said the doctor sleepily. "CRACKSHOT BILL." Kllblrnie. • • • "WISDOM." "What Is the moaning of 'one twenty-firth'?" asjeed the master. There was no reply. "Come, come," said the master. "Cyril, suppose you had twenty-fiv* boys to j&i and only one cake. What would, you do?" "Wait till they went home, sir," said Cyril smartly. "DANCING TOES" <12). Clt?. '•-■•'*■ A GOOD REASON. Keeper-(sternly): If you wanted to go flsh. Ing, why didn't you come and ask me first? Tommy: Because I wanted to go fishing 1< "WALLY WAGTAIL" (S). .A"gaio. . • ':' • . • '■ ' TO GUESS. Why is. a man getting oft* a tram like • lamp-lighter!— Because he Is going to- alight. "SUNBEAM.* Hataital.