SMILE AWHILE

Evening Post, Volume CXIII, Issue 31, 6 February 1932, Page 16

SMILE AWHILE

. : ~_,':- ■■';. '. ' l:-,\ SHE KNEW. ■'-■■; The school Inspector was giving a test upon general knowledge. He wrote on the black. board the Roman figures "LXXX." • | ;;^ h»t,-* e»:-flwf'»t»nd for?" he asked « little eirl in tlie front row. "Please, sir," she answered coyly, "love- an 4 three tlsses." ■•".•--•.■■'.. x ' "MEXICAN KID" (g), I , Kewtown. . /

■;:'• ■;-~ "THE BEE." ' .-■;'■. :. ';• :. ■■..- i v ; - (Original.) . . ' - f. On to a mushroom a [small bee flew. Over the meadow and sky so olu« "How do you do?" said the I'enisy of jelluw. Xuu really do think you're a spleudld toue« fellow."

"How do you do?" said the four-lafed'elover. "It's really * wonder yen doat try to horn.** But the splendid young; bee dldnt Want t* cause tronble. So he floated away on a straying toap-trabbl*. "MABT-ANN" (M), Kelburn.

•• • • OBEDIENT. "Tommy, have you token, your medlrin* yet?" "No, mother." "Why not?" "Well, you always UU is* to leave Iclngi where I find them, «o I left the medicine la the bottle." "XT IIH" (U), City.

OBVIOUSLY. Teacher:.' "lt there were four flies en th« table and'l: killed one, how many would ba left?" . John WiUle: "One dead one,'sir." ■ • • FOR YOU TO GUESS. What key makes soldiers stand to attenttonH —A sharp major. What coin Is of no use to a UngT—Balf-4 crown. Why Is a cricketer'a coward?—Becaun M hits and runs. "sale mar (U), i

6UESS ME! Why dld'thecake-atandt—Became thr tea* rose. Why do short men rise early f—Becans* they cannot lie long. Why Is a bell like a food story f—Becau»# It Is often tolled (told). "MOON MAGIC (II). ! Johnsonvllle. '