THE WITTY RETORT.
"Liar! rogue! bounder! blustering idiot! scoundrel! jackanapes " Y.ttlainous Jasper, moustache, bristling, veil with anger, hurled these epithets at Archibald, the hero of the play. Archibald lose, took his pipe oiifc of his mouth, bowed as if Jasper had just introduced himself, and said:: "And mine, .the Hon. Archibald .Montgomery Montagnon of , Dorchester." Nicely turned Archibald. ' That^s the best of being a pipe-smoker. Your temper is not easily ruffled. Your wit is always keen. If you're not a pipe-smoker begin to-day. Buy a packet of this now Luxury tobacco. :, It's created a sensation because of its low: price. Try it-for yourself.—A'dvt." v ■-..■•-•-■
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Evening Post, Volume CXI, Issue 109, 11 May 1931, Page 6
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104THE WITTY RETORT. Evening Post, Volume CXI, Issue 109, 11 May 1931, Page 6
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