SOMETHING WORTH KNOWING.

Dunstan Times, Issue 1161, 30 May 1884, Page 4

SOMETHING WORTH KNOWING.

An Irishman, speaking of a relative who was iianceii, said that he ilied during a tightrope performance. Throat Affections and Hoarseness.— All suffering from irritation of the throat an'l hoarseness will he agreeably surprised at the almost immediate relief afforded by the use of “ Bi own’s Bronchial Troches.” These famous “lozenges” are now sold by most respectable cheirflsts in this country at Is l|d per box. People troubled with a “ hacking cough,” a “slightcold,” or bronchial affections, cannot try them too soon as similar troubles, if allowed to progress result in serious Pulmonary and Asthmatic affections. Idee that the words “Brown’s' Stamp around each box.-Prepared by John I. Brown k Sons, Boston, U.'., Em opeandepdt removed to 33, Farriugdon Road, London.

Thirteen at table is unlucky when there is dinner only for ten.

Advice to Mothers! —Are you broken in your rest by a sick child suffering with the pain of catting teeth ? Go at once to a chemistand gctaoottleof Mrs. Winslow’s Soot hi no Strop. It will relieve the poor suffererimmed.iately. It is perfectly harmless and pleasant to taste, it produces natural quiet sleep, by relieving the child from pain, and the little cherub awakes “ as bright as a button. It soothes the ehilds it softens the guns, allays all pain, relieve, wind, regulates the bowels, and is the best known remedy for dysentery and diarrhoea whether arising from teething or other causes. Mrs Winslow’s Soothing Syrup is sold by Medicine dealers everywhere at IJd per bottle. Serjeant Ballantyne on one occasion had a lady client named Tickle. Mr Ballantyne said to the judge, “Tickle, my client, my lord’’--Here ue was interrupted by the judge saying, “ Tickle her yonrs"lf my learned brother.” Ballantyie, who is a great wit, looked glum for a whole day.

Towle’s Pennyroyal and Steel Pills for Females quickly correct all irregularities, and relieve the distressing symptoms so prevalent with the sex. Boxes, 2s 9d., of all Chemists. Prepared only by E. T. Towle, Ohciinst, Nottingham, England. Agents for New Zealand Kempthorne, Prosser and Co., Dnuediu, Auckland, and Christchurch ; J. Mouteith, Manners street, Wellington; Win. 0. Fitzgerald, Manners-stmt, Pharmacy. Wellington.

isn’t th , least likelihood that my husband wid discover our whereabouts. He’s a New York detective."—American paper.

Valuable Discovery foe the Hair— If your hair is turning grey or white, or falling off, use the Mexican Hai lienewer, for it mill positively restore inevery case Grey or White hair to its original color, without leavingthedisagreeablecmellof most “Restorers. ’ It makes the hair charmiugly beautiful, as well as promoting the growth of the hair on bald spots, where the glands are not de' ayed. Ask your Chemist for “The;Me v ican Hair Renewes,’’ sold by Chemists and perfumers everywhere at 3s till per bottle. Wholesale depdt re. moved to 33 Farriuodnu Hoad. London, What’s the Extreme Penalty for Bigamy ?—Two mothers-in law.”

A Card. —To all who are suffering FROM THE ERRORS and ludisiiretiod of youth, nervous weakness, early decay, loss of manhood, etc., I will send a recipe that will cure you, free of chabhe. This great remedy was discovered by a missionary m South America - Seat! a selfaddressed envelope and sixpence to prepay postage to t h e Rev. Joseph T. Inman, Station D, New York City, U.S.A. The Chronic Difficulty.—lt is estimated (savs an American paper) that over 500,000 tons of paper are made in this country every year, and yet the man who shaves hunsClf has to hunt around for over fifteen minutes before he nan find a piece that he dare wipe his lather upon. Pare Woodcock’s Wind Pills. yjars the popular and favourite medicine for the cure of wind on the stomach, indigestion, biliousness, liver complaints, &c. They are certain and mild in their action and are taken by young and old by equal qenefit. Of all chemists at Is 2s 9d, 4s 6d ; family boxes, I Is. Proprietor, Page D. Woodcock, Lincoln, England. While thirty couple wire spooning on the porch of a Long Branch hotel the other night, some wicked wretch stuck his head round the corner, and shouted, “ Look out! here comes your husband ! ” Immediately twenty women uttered suppressed shrieks, and, arising, fled to their rooms.— Yonkers Gazette.

if'LORILINE ! Breath. -Afew drops of the liquid “ Finnline ” sprinkled on a wet tooth-brush produces a pleasant lather, which thoroughly cleanses the teeth from all parasites or impurities, hardens the gums, prevents tartar, stops decay, gives to the teeth a peculiar pearly-whiteness, and a delightful fragrance to the breath. It removes all unpleasanodour arising from decayed teeth or tobacco smoke. “The Fragrant Floriliae,” being composed in part of Honey and sweet herbs, is delicious to the taste, and the greatest toilet disoovety of the age. Price 2s 6d of all Chemists and Perfumers. Wholesale depdt removed to 33, Karringdon Road, London.

THE BAD AND WORTHLESS' are never imitated or counterfeited. This is especially true of a family medicine, and it is positive proof that the remedy imitated is of the highest value. As soon as it had b -en tested and proved by the whole world that Hop Bitters was the purest, best and most va’uable family medicine on earth, many imitations sprung np and began 1 1 steal the notices in which the press and the people of the country had expressed the merits of H 8., and in every way trying to induce suffering invalids to use Iheir stuff instead, expecting to make money on the credit and good name of H. B. Many others started nostrums put up in similar style to H.B.with variously devised names in which the word “ Hop ”or “ Hops” were used in a way to nduce people to b-lieve they were the tame as Hop Bitters, All sue i pretended remedies or cores, no matte" what their style or name is, and especially those with the word “ Hop ” or ‘• Hops ” in their name or in any way connected with them or their name, are imitations or counceifeits. Beware of them. Touch none of them. Use nothing but genuine American Hop Bitters, with a bunco or cluster i f green Hops on the white label, and Dr Soule’s nam i blown in th glass. Trust nothing else Jbuggists and Chemists are ivarned against dealing in imitations or counterfeits.