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Dunstan Times, Issue 1056, 14 July 1882, Page 3

A dealer describing a used up horse, said he hi k id as if lie had been editing a count y newspaper. A lawyer once said to a countryman in a smock-frock, who vas undergoing his oxami mtion in the witness box, “ You in smock-frock, how much are you paid for lying?” “Less than you are, unfortunately,” was the reply, “or you would be in a smock-frock too.” A resident in a certain small town, having had sanded sugar sold him, iusirted in the local paper the following notice:—‘l bought of a gmcer in this town a quantity of sugar from which I obtained a pound of sand. If the rascal who cheated me will send to my address seven pounds of good sugar I will he satisfie 1; if not I shall expose him.’ The following day nine 71b packages of sugar were left at his residence from as many different dealers. Floriltne ! —For the Teeth and Breath. —A few drops of the liquid “ Florilino ” sprinkled on a wet tooth-hrush produces a pleasant lather, which thoroughly cleanses the teeth from all parasites or impurities, hardens the gums, prevents tartar, stops decay, gives to the teeth a peculiar pearly-whiteness, and a delightful fragrance to the breath. It removes all uupleasanodour arising from decayed teeth or tobacco smoke. “The Fragrant Floriline,” being composed in part of Honey and sweet herbs, is delicious to the taste, and the greatest toilet discoveiy of the age. Price 2s 6d, of all Chemists and Perfumers. Wholesale depbt removed to 33, Farriugdon II oad ‘ London. Throat Affections and Hoarseness.— All suffering from irritation of the throat and hoarseness will bo agreeably surprised at the almost immediate relief afforded by the use of “ Brown’s Bronchial Troches.” These famous “lozenges ” are now sold by most respectable chemists in this country at Is 14' per box. People troubled with a “ hacking cough,’’ a “ slight cold,” or bronchial affections, cannot try them too soon as similar troubles, if allowed' to progress result in serious Pulmonary and Asthmatic affections. See that the words “Brown’s Bronchial Troches ” are on the Government Stamp around each box.—Prepared by John 1. Brown & Sons, Boston, U S., European depbt removed to 33, Farringdon Hoad, Loudon.