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Dunstan Times, Issue 1054, 30 June 1882, Page 3

Not IN'the Kitual.—A friend of mine in the next parish but one told me some years aim of a wedding experience which happened to him, and in which I sincerely hope that he kept his countenance. Th ■ couple being married was a specially rustic one ; it was the winter time and the bridegroom tad a bad cold ; he had managed with a sad snuffle to say the words in a fashion after the clergyman till the betrothal ; but then, having both hands occupied in holding the ring on the bride’s, finger, and fearing probably that it he let go be should inv'dnla'e the cermony, he felt the coming difficulty, and so, “ while waiting to be taught by the priest,” instead of beginning. “ With this ring 1 thee wed,” he turned round to his groomsman and said, in the most matter- >f f <ot voice. “ Wipe my noase for me. wi 1 ’e -> . Bill?”—■/. C . Eyerlon, in the Lt'sure Jloui. Advice to Mothers!— Are you broker in your rest by a sick child suffering with the pain of cutting teeth ? Go at once to a chemist and get a bottle of Mrs. Winslow’ 'soothing Syrup. It will relieve the poor sufferer immediately. It isperfcctly harmless and pleasant to taste, it produces natural quietsleep, by relieving the child from pain, and the little cherub awakes “as bright as a button.’ It soothes the child it softens the gums, allays all pain, relieves wind, regulates the bowels, and is the best known remedy for dysentery and diarrhoea whether arising from teething or other causes. Mrs Winslow’s Soothing Syrup is sold by Medicine dealers everywhere at lid per bottle. Holloway’s Pills.— Easy Digestion.— These a linirable Pills cannot be too highly appreciated for the wholesome power they exert over alt disorders of the stomai hj, liver, bowels, and kidneys. They instantaneously relieve and steadily woik out a thorough cure, and in its course dispel headache, biliousness, flatulence, an' l depression of sprits. It is wonderful’to watch r.he daily improvement of the comp exinn, as Holloway’s Pills purify the blood ami restore plumpness to the face which had lost both flesh and colour. Thrse PiPs combine every excellence desirable in a domestic rnnedy. The most certain and beneficial results flow from the occasional use of this regulating medicine ; even persons in health, or when following sedentary occupation, will find it an invaluable aperient.