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Dunstan Times, Issue 1045, 28 April 1882, Page 3

Sunday ucxt will be the .‘1! Sth anniversary of the birth of Shakespeare. A FEMALE drunkard, who appeared at the Dunedin City Police Court lately, had no less than 115 previous convictions recorded against her. Joe, a monkey “ Zoo,” could never bo got back into his cage when once he was allowed his liberty outside. But he had one weakness—that of curiosity—and the keeper, looking down a dark hole, attracted the attention of the monkey, who slowly approached him to find out the cause of the investigation. Suddenly the keeper would start back and the money’s courage, deserting him, he flew to the shelter of his cage when the door would be shut. This trick was successfully played on him every time month after mouth, he never seeming to learn it, The Dominion House of Commons has voted an address to the Quocn, praying Her Majesty will grant an autonomic constiuition to Ireland similar that now enjoyed hy Canada. The address further asks that those persons who are now in prison in Ireland for political offences shoukl bo pardoned. It has transpired that the Government have decided to reduce the strength of the Native troops in the Imperial service in India at an early date, and that four regiments of cavalry and 19 of infantry are about to ho disbanded. Holloway’s Ointment and Pills. Gout, Rheumatism, Sciatica.—These connected with disorder or disease of the digestive organs, hence the facility with which they yield to Holloway’s remedies. Temporary alleviation immediately follows the proper application of this soothing Ointment, while the Pills, taken internally, reduce the digestive functions to order and avert all inflammatory tendencies. Nervous invalids will derive ease and consolation from the influence of those medicaments, which are free from mercury and all noxious ingredients, 11 ol 1 nway’scelcbrated Ointment and Pills present, at a trifling outlay, the means of preserving the health er uprooting diseases which have assailed the body through accident, luxury, indolence or other causes.