“ Darn the newspapers ! why Can’t they leave such items out?” exclaimed a haninp unlerralcer, when he read an article warning people not to indulge too freely in green fruit. Why are the glories of Greece like Iron ; Because they are o’r. ~ It was the man who was arrested for stealing a mirror who discovered that he had a glass too much. Why i? the meat in a sandwich like the .middle-class in .society f Because it lies between, the npper-erust and-the under.bred.. It is said that a woman’s voice can be', heard for two miles by a man in'a balloon. This is perhaps tho reason -that so few men go up in ballons; > J A church in' a country village recently circa .ated a paper‘among the Congregation asking for contributions for" the pirpoao •bfpsytlSJtM organiit and to blow. the,same. ■’ aysi a tons she comes womanish, before she gets fflrlish." A**
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Dunstan Times, Issue 987, 18 March 1881, Page 3
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