The girl who succeeds in winning the true love of a true min makes a lucky hit and is herself a lucky miss. Recently a forwarding clerk in Aberleen scheduled to a steam company one package of empties as follows :—“ One empty hamper containing three empty cans." Probably at the last dreadful day, when Gabriel sounds his trumpet, if he doesn’t stop once or twice between the blasts, and shout ’• General ! General! Colonel, I say !” not more than two fifths of the men in American cemeteries will get up. - -Burlington Hawkeye. A Danebury man got divorced from his wife a few years ago, and married again His second wife has given him an heir, and he has secured the first wife's services as nurse. I don’t want to go to school to-day, I have got snoh a bad pain inmyhead. "Very well, yon shall stay at home and take some physio.” Ob, it don't matter, I’ll go then • I’ve got ths pain, but it doesn’t hurt
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Dunstan Times, Issue 873, 10 January 1879, Page 3
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