The best pun evei- mule is tho old inscription on a tea-chest. “'J u Doces”— Latin for “ Thou teacliest rieasant-fared people are generally tho most welcome, but the auctioneer is always pleased to see a man whoso eeuuteuaiue is for bidding. There is a deadly opposition on tho part of the undertakers to cremation, which they «vor will cause tho substitution of ash-carts for hearses. Tho crow is not so bad’a bird after all. It never shows the white feather, and never complains without caws. They say that Vinnio Ream warbles like a canary. She ought to sing well; there are twenty ehoiis in a Ream. If your teeth are pretty, show them. Smile continually, for roimono may he looking at-you'when you do not know it.
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Dunstan Times, Issue 781, 6 April 1877, Page 3
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