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Dunstan Times, Issue 760, 10 November 1876, Page 3

Why is a dishonest bankrupt like an honest poor man ’—Because both fail to get rich. Why is playing chess a more exemplary occupation than playing cards ?—Because at chess you play with two bishops, and at cards you play with four knaves. “ A pair of pretty eyes is the best mirror to shave by.” Swieher says he has known many a man to be shaved by them. We have known many a man to be saved by them. A Chinaman in California, whose life was insured for a large amount, was seriously hurt by falling from a wagon. There was some doubt of his ever getting bettor, and at length one of his friends wrote to the Insurance company— ‘ Charley half dead, likee half money.’ Advice to Mothers ! —Are you broken in your rest by a sick child suffering with the pain of cutting teeth ? Go at once to a chemist and get a bottle of Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Svftuf. It will relieve th e poor sufferer immediately. It is per-ectly harmless and pleasant to taste, it produces natural quiet sleep, by relieving the child from pain, and the little cherub awakes “as bright as a button.” It soothes the child, it softens the gums, allays all pain, relieves wind, regulates the bowels, ahd is the best known remedy for dysaontety and diarrhoea whether arising from teething or other causes. Mrs Winslow’s Soothing Syrup is sold by Medicine dealers everywhere at Is l|d per bottle. Manufactured at 493 Ox-ford-street, London. .