MISCELLANEOUS.
- o A Kansas girl says that nothing makes her so mad as to have a grasshopper crawl up and down her back just as her lover has come to the proposing point. Out-door relief.—Being eased of your watch at a street comer. The only men who have a right to talk of their extraction-Dentists. A dandy getting measured for a riding boots, observed, ‘Make them cover tho calf.' ‘Heavens !’ exclaimed tho shoemaker, astounded, ‘ I have not got leather enough.’ ‘ Angelina, dear, are not my moustaches becoming?’ ‘Well, Adolphus, they may bo coming, but so far as I can see, they haven’t begun to arrive yet.’ That’s a beautiful coat you have on, said one gentleman to another. Where does your tailor live ? On the skirts of the town was the ready answer.
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Dunstan Times, Issue 747, 11 August 1876, Page 3
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133MISCELLANEOUS. Dunstan Times, Issue 747, 11 August 1876, Page 3
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