Relative beauty.—A pretty cousin. “ Kissing your sweetheart,” says a trifling young man, “ Is like eating soup with a fork; it takes a long time to get enough.” It is rather odd that when a street is to be widened a contractor is engaged to do it A Davenport boy has swallowed a knife, he is awfully cut up about it. A sudden wrench for all we love.—A gov mandising Pennsylvanian passed away while yet in the midst of his fourtieth quart of peanuts. The following consise and comprehensive note was sent to an Illinois merchant by a neighboring fanner the other day : “ Send me a trace chain and two hinges—Jane had a baby last night—also two padlocks.” There are so many thieves in New York that they purpose to form a society to reform some of their number, and thus prevent ; their business from being entirely turned.
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Dunstan Times, Issue 657, 20 November 1874, Page 3
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