MISCELLANEOUS.

Dunstan Times, Issue 598, 3 October 1873, Page 3

MISCELLANEOUS.

Diamond cut diamond.-—First sportsman “"V e had th.it betting chap today, Moss, when yergave him that duffing fiver anil asked for the change?” Second ditto : “ But sidp-me if the two quid he gave me in change wasn’t duffers too !” The pedestrians Harris and Fox have decided their Champion match, and resulted in an easy victoryfor Harris. Tobacco dances are the last things in Virginia, says a Yankee paper. AVe remember attending a tobacco dance twenty years ago, when nnr father caught us smoking a “ penny mild,uu”in the back garden. St. A itus never began to stop so lively as we did. ft is related of a certain minister of Maine, who was noted for his long sormi'iis, with many divisions, that one day when he was advancing among the teens, he reached at length a kind of resting p’aoo in the discourse, when, pausing to take breath, ho asked the question, “ And what shall I say more?” A voice from the congregation earnestly responded, “ Say Amen.” The “ PetcrsbergExpress "says the unpleasant odor produced by perspiration, is frequently the source of vexa'ion to gentlemen and ladies, some of whom are as subject to i’s exce-s as their fellow mortals of another color. Nothing is simpler than the removal of this odor at much less expense and much more effectually than by the application of such costly unguents and perfumes as are in use. It is only necessary to procure some of the compound spirits of ammonia and place about two teaspoonfuls in a basin of water. Washing the face, hands and arms with thrt, leaves the skin as clean, sweet and fresh, as one could wish. The wash being perfectly harmless and cheap, we recommend it, on the authority of one of our most experienced physicians to our readers. Holloway’s Ointment. Gout and Rheumatism - The esscnconf these diseases lies in the blood, which has floating through each vessel, the pain-g ving poison, which irrites and inflames every tissue it comes in contact with, and produces the hot, swollen, elastic enlargement about the joints, so characteristic of gouty diseases. The philosophy of cure census's in overcoming ihis depravity in the Wood, which is vapidly purified by the use of the Pills. The Ointment, when rubbed upon the skin, penetrates the system through the pores, acts in unison with the Pills, and very sotn effects a cure.

Dk. Bright’s Pjiospiiodyne' — Multitudes of people are hopelessly suffering from Debility, Nervous ami Liver Complaints, Depression of Spirits, Delusions, Unfitness for Business or Study, Failure of Hearing, Sight, and Memory, Lassitude, Want of Power, &0., whose cases admit of a permanent cure by the now remedy—Phosphodyne (Ozonic Oxygen)— which at once allays all irritation and excitement, imparts new energy and life to the enfeebled constitution, and rapidly cures every stage of these hitherto incurable and distressing maladies. Sold by all chemists and storekeepers throughout the Colonics from whom Pamphlets, containing testimonials, may be obtained. Caution.—Be particular to ask for Dr. Bright’s Phosphodyne, as imitations are abroad; and avoid purchasing single bott'es,[thegenuine article being sold in cases only.