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Daily Telegraph (Napier), Issue 3106, 11 June 1881, Page 5 (Supplement)

Jones has discovered the respective natures of a distinction and a difference. lie says that " a little difference " frequently makes many enemies, while " a little distinction " ultra.ts hosts of friends to the ,me on whom it is conferred. The foreman of a foundry being brought before a magistrate for throwing a man out of doors, said, in explanation: "Your Honor, this man (pointing to the complainant) came into the shop and asked me if we cast all kinds of things, and I told him yes, and then he cii 1: 'If that's so, just cast me a shadow, will you ?' And this made me so mad that I just cast him out." " And you served him right ; complaint's, lismissed," said tho magistrate. A rather green young man, wh-. w-- ,-,-. i and censorious, while t.d&h 1 ™ '■■■:■ ,-. moling lady at a party, pointed toward „ ouple that he supposed to, be in a adjoining room and said : ' Just look at that conceited ioy ! T sn't it perfectly absurd for such V t<> go in m>-leU ?' - ■■ ' ' n ' ~ appealed.