Sufficient Grounds for Refusal.—[Scene : Office in Dublin Life Assurance ]—Surgeon of the Company : ' Heart and liver sound as a bell. Be Jarge, ye're the foinest loife I iver saw, Sor! Fwhat's your business, or profession, now ?' Applicant: ' I haven't got any' Surgeon : 'Fwhat! Ye don't mean to say ye've got land ?' Applicant: ' A few acres' Surgeon : ' Faith, thin I'm sorry for ye i But ye won't do for us!' [Certificate refused.] —Punch.
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Daily Telegraph (Napier), Issue 3042, 26 March 1881, Page 4
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