THE SCOTCHMAN'S GRATITUDE. Once a doctor used to harass, ■Bleed a man nnd keep him still; Now, a patient seeks a druggist, Goes to bed and takes a pill. Jock was flabby, pasty, liasty. ,Trick was far from thrifty. Thirty doctors promised him lie • wouldn't live till fifty. He came out hero from Aberdeen ; across tlio briny ocean, 'And always speaks of Morse's Pills with tenderest emotion.—Advt.
Don't strain yourself with heavy lifting when removing. Employ our, strong, experienced men, with special motorTan, The New Zealand Express Company, Ltd., 87-91 OufltomhonSa Quay.-r A<K
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Dominion, Volume 12, Issue 291, 4 September 1919, Page 6
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93Page 6 Advertisements Column 1 Dominion, Volume 12, Issue 291, 4 September 1919, Page 6
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