WHAT BILL WANTED. A REMARKABLE LETTER. A country storekeeper has among his clierished. curios the following letter from a customer:— Pies send goods at wons, want them for krisniis, Clbs. raisints, TTiem butes you sent aint the rite butes they is-> 9 I take seven.' You must think I got fete like black fellows kanoea. • Bag flour Mbs. sugar, 6 pound rice. The Missis had a ■buteful baby boy last week, and I hud a bad fire to-day, burned nearly nil me grass and fritencd the doos out the cows. Old wonians been sic ever since, pound baking eodar packit courn Hour, Ihe cows hav6 gone orf ther milk and eoro tits and. wont -fede. 10 pound gud bakin, no dried horse like last lime with a hide ft hinch thick, pound sugar lolys for kids. It gave partickler el to the" rabits and hares and burnt em rite oiiit, tin trekeli 6 tins jam. Tell the butcher to send 12 pound rostin mete, and the bill and I will eettil wen I come in all is well, barin fho missus and cows orf ther milk with sore tits and two kids with mestils. Opin you are the came as it leaves me_ at present. Merry krismis a packet spice tin pepper send coil barb wire grindstone 6 pare butes laces, strong ones, pound cheese good cheese this time last cheese krorled orf the table. Send botlo Heenzo for milking korf mixchcr the missus wudn't be without it for tho world it cures all the kids colds quick, Jim fell orf cart larst week and burst his trowsig, tin corn befe. i bar sope, 1 pare socks, all for big fete, that, bucket you sent leeks like cl, wishing you a morry krismi6 and happy new year. Yours Bill Blu'egum. Bills education may have been negected, but he displayed wisdom when ho included Heenzo in his order, for in homos where families are largo and incomes small cough mixture made from Heenzo has'proved a veritable blessing, jffore is tho recipo for mixing it:—Pour a largo breakfastcupfiil of warm water into n jug, and in it dissolve thrco tableepoonfuls of treacle or honey and four tabiespoonfuls of sugar. (If treacle or honey aro not on hand use double quantity of sugar.) When cool, add two tablespoontuls of vinegar and a phial ol Ileonzo, unci pour into a large, clean, tightly-corked bottle, ready for use, as required. Full directions for taking will bo found with tlte Heenzo, which may be obtained from any chemist or Btore for 29 As tho above recipe produces a family supply of cough mixture, which, i. bought In a lot of little bottles, would cost anything up to 135., according to finality, it will bo readily jcen that a Dig saving is to bo effected in making Heenzo Cough Mixture. As Heenzo does not contain any paregoric, laudanum, or other opiunijextrncts, it may 'be given to littlo children without fear of harmful eilecis.-Advt.
That tickling, irritating cough can hp promptly relieved by a few dropr if "NAZOL" taken on lump suger. C.i "NAZOL" to-nigbt. Sixty dost-J?, cd.--Advt.
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Dominion, Volume 12, Issue 228, 20 June 1919, Page 3
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