THE- SCOTCHMAN'S GRATITUDE. Once a doctor used to harass. Bleed a man and top him still, Now, a patient seeks a drugsrist, Roes to bed and takes a pill. Jock was flabby, nasty, hasty. Jock was far from thrifty. Thirty doctors .promised lun; Ho wouldn't livn till fifty. He came out here from Aberdeen across the briny ocean. And always, speaks of Morses Pills with tenderest emotion.-Advt.
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Dominion, Volume 12, Issue 172, 15 April 1919, Page 8
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67Page 8 Advertisements Column 2 Dominion, Volume 12, Issue 172, 15 April 1919, Page 8
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