THAT ANNOYING WORD "EFFICIENCY."
Tliey are funny people those Americans and Canadians. They have got' Ihjf notion that alcohol is bnd i'or Efficiency. In hundreds and hundreds' of plants oil the great Continent you can't get on the pay roll unless you certify that you never—never, mind you—enter a saloon. Tlifey know that "Boer is a British bevorage, and that but for whisky, bootland 'and Maud would not bo wlwt they are"; and even thou they say: "No good to us, Boiiny; if you're not on the water wagon you can't conic across." The Yank and tho Kanulc are not "woivsors." No, it's not that. Thev think Billy Sunday has sot the hang of it from his point of view; hut it isn't sentiment they bank on. Their notion is lhat tho boozer or the Jiear boozer-the roodoraixj—cnu'fc deliver 1 lio goods, mid so they give him the push—See! The yanks and Iho Kanuks hank , on Idheiency and "that's all there is Jo it.'* They have gone dry. There isn't a drop of "dope" about tho place. What do you know about that?—Advt. To correct, acidity and flatulency tako SHAHLAND'S FLUID MAGNESIA. Be ; ing freshly prepared and ahvayfj full strength, SHARLAND'S is tho best you can buy—Advt.
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Dominion, Volume 12, Issue 141, 10 March 1919, Page 7
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207THAT ANNOYING WORD "EFFICIENCY." Dominion, Volume 12, Issue 141, 10 March 1919, Page 7
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