LUCK AND PROMOTION
SOME WAR "FLUKES." ■;. (By John Steel, in the."Daily Mail.") The ladder of uiilitnry promotion is as■ steep and tall as over, and to-day its rungs are particularly crowded, iion can get. to. the very top of it by sheer merit. -You'.can get-a good startup it if you have friends l in high places. You .can skip a rung hero'and there by judicious'' ''wangling..'' But what every climber wants is a fair'share of pure, unadulterated Tuck.. Merit, of course, can never bo, squeezed .out. The pilot' who "crashes" 50 Huns, ,tho ; 'infautr.v brigadier who:has never-lost a.trench, ..tho stibmnriup commander who bail round up. tho shy Him cruiser aiid get a "mouldy" homo on : it—-such men cannot -be hid. "' - . But all tho same; your bc-ribboncd "ace" possibly crossed the.- lines'• .a score of times before he ran into the Richthdfen Circus;'; and by then he luiow the ropes.!. Your "boy brigadier" —where 'arc.' tho : -rest ofhislOli'incas now,' and was 'it his fault that :they "stopped one"'and ho came through? . As ;f matter of- fact; luck' begiivs .its work'-.before over you-get measured (or yorir.firstHunic. ■• '' ' . •' ■ Two ' brothers applied ■ for. commissions .in 1914.'.' One— the ' younger--was gazetted' to the- R.A.0..; : each increase in its "establishment"'has spelt a iise'iji rank f or.tho'old brigade,'Tlj'e elder brother,- jomed-;the", infantry; stopped a piece of H.E. at Neuvo Ghapolle, spent month's-'-in"'hospital, and now hobbles daily to a"commandeoied hotel with just two pips on:his sleeve. When ho meets .'''the- kid" he salutes a crown and star.-. These are normal caseSi'-'. ; Every' now -arid .tlieri luck' ;i.s abnormal. A, certain Grade B man;' so the talo.:goes, was shivering .under the shadow of conscripti.oil, 1 and afc > the eleventh hour "wangled" a 'commission in a technical corps..->-In.his "civvy" days he-had-owned several small eating houses, whore, lot us say, '■ sundry Czeclio-Slpvak lvaiters were .employed, and. in running the-show ho naturally picked up their: language. Events oxalted the political -importance-of the Czecho-Slovaks, 'There,was a call for liaison officers whoi knew the language. A 2nd lieutenant :would hardly he a lit representative ,of a great Power; so the' whilom', restaur'a'hteur., '. blossomed out into', red tabs and'a, gilt drown; and ho soon earned them; too.
Most s'trhnge of'all; real .bad work is sometimes .the .open. sesame to promotion. Brown was ; 'a-young, doctor, a born fighting man, and'-Grade'o3. For months no board would' pass' him. At last the supply of'doctors ran short; and- a personal friend ''vetted I ', him as sound. Ho was posted ,as medical,pflir cor to an •undistinguished lome..service uiiit on the cast'coast, whero'iiis work was limited to the .issue of. Number Nine pills and the- weekly, bunion parade. r .Brown toiled', like "a nigger': There. was. no; mbro." swinging' the • lead'', in that unit, and sickness practically cvapouratcd. Brown itched to get overseas, but every application for.a.transfer was turned dowii,'. and an unsytripathctic- War. Office remained deaf and dumb. , ..,.....' .'■..
At last''-a candid friend, versed in the ways of commanding officers, eiir lightened him: "You're far /too useful to your C.0." ': :' . : - :■ ;
Brown took-, .the hint. • The parade strength of his unit shrank visibly from day to day. The'-next transfer went through. Brown is in France now,;coni : mandihg stretcher-bearers; arid the ribbons on his breast almost dazzle you.
Permanent link to this item
Hononga pūmau ki tēnei tūemi
https://paperspast.natlib.govt.nz/newspapers/DOM19181012.2.110
Bibliographic details
Ngā taipitopito pukapuka
Dominion, Volume 12, Issue 15, 12 October 1918, Page 13
Word count
Tapeke kupu
534LUCK AND PROMOTION Dominion, Volume 12, Issue 15, 12 October 1918, Page 13
Using this item
Te whakamahi i tēnei tūemi
Stuff Ltd is the copyright owner for the Dominion. You can reproduce in-copyright material from this newspaper for non-commercial use under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International licence (CC BY-NC-SA 4.0). This newspaper is not available for commercial use without the consent of Stuff Ltd. For advice on reproduction of out-of-copyright material from this newspaper, please refer to the Copyright guide.