SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENTS. CHAMPION IS DOWNHEARTED AS MIRTH IS TO BE PROHIBITED. COPY OF TELEGRAM SENT TO SIR JAMES ALLEN, K.C.8., DEFENCE MINISTER, AVEL LINGTON, 13TII JULY. 1918. ".INTELLIGENT AND MIRTHFUL CHAMPION NOTICES WITH REGRET THAT ALB. BISHOP, OF CIIRISTCHUKCH, HAS SWALLOWED TUB NORTHERN JOKE OF THE TIE ON' FARM OF 300 ACRES, WHICH AT . £100 PER ACRE IS ,1:30,000, WITH INTEREST AT li |>ER CENT. IS 41800 PER ANNUM TO YIELD 20 BALES WOOL, VALUED AT JEJSO. I DON'T THINK ANYONE BUYING TIE ON' FARM "WOULD BE ON VELVET, AND, TRULY. HE WOULD HE THE LAST MAN FROM A MENTAL HOME TO PUT HIS TOT ON" AT THESE FIGURES. IT IS REPORTED JOKES ARE TO HE PROHIBITED. I AM 'INSTRUCTING MY PEOPLE TO LEARN 7 THE DEAF AND DUMH ALPHABET AND RETIRE IN A COMATOSE STATE, AND WHEN THE THAW IS ON TO RECUPERATE ON STANDARD OATMEAL ' AND ROLLED OATS. I ' "I AM, "XT AUCKLAND.". v -J A TORT ET A TRAVERS (At Random Without Consideration).
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Dominion, Volume 11, Issue 255, 16 July 1918, Page 4
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166Page 4 Advertisements Column 3 Dominion, Volume 11, Issue 255, 16 July 1918, Page 4
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