"Waiter, bring .mo'.two fried, ojffis, 6onio ham, cup of coffee, and roll,!' caid the first "commercial."' "Bring mc the mmc," said bis-friend, "hut eiiminnto tho. egRS." "Yes-sir." In a moment the waiter came back, leaned confidentially and penitently over (ho table, and winspared:'"Wo 'ad a bad accident just hefore we opened tin's inornin', sir, and tin, 'andle of the 'liminator got busied oil'. Will you take your heir's fried, saine us this 'ere gentleman?" Visitor: "Why do you hnyo 'Keep o/F Hie' Rrass' signs all over the part.?" Park-keeper: "Tho •signs aro there Id «ako peoplo enjoy being 011 tho grass."
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Dominion, Volume 11, Issue 192, 3 May 1918, Page 9
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101Untitled Dominion, Volume 11, Issue 192, 3 May 1918, Page 9
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