A keen-eyed mountaineer led his ovorgrown son into a country schoolliouso. ''This here boy|s arter larnin'," ho announced, "what's ycr bill o' fare?" "Our curriculum, sir," corrected the schoolmaster, "embraces geography, arithmetic, trigonometry " •"'That'll do," interrupted the father. "That'll do. Load liim up well with triggernomctrv. He's the only poor shot in the family." In the fourteenth and fifteenth centuries, the carver or gilder who supplied the frame of a picture inscribed his name by the sido of that of the 1 painter.
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Dominion, Volume 11, Issue 149, 13 March 1918, Page 5
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83Untitled Dominion, Volume 11, Issue 149, 13 March 1918, Page 5
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