Visitor (settling bill in country hotel): "Pardon my-curiosity, sir, but what do yon stuff your betis with in this liotel?" Landlord (proudly): "Host straw to be had in'the whole country, sir." Visitor: "Oh, that's very interesting. I know now where tin! straw Mimo from that broke the camel's back."
BNIFF UP, QARQLt OR SWALLOW
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Dominion, Volume 11, Issue 112, 29 January 1918, Page 8
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54Page 8 Advertisements Column 4 Dominion, Volume 11, Issue 112, 29 January 1918, Page 8
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