Schoolmaster: "What is the meaning of one twenty-fifth?"' Boy: "I don't Teinember." Schoolmaster: "If you had twenty-five friends visitinu; you and only one npplo for them, what -would you do?" Boy: "I'd wait till they'd gone home and then eat it myself." "There," said one old crony to another, to whom ho was showing the sights of a Scottish towii, "that's the statue of Bailie Watson." "Is it no'- a guid bit largtrthan life-size, though?" queried his friend. "On, ay, it's a' that, hut it's no 1 a. bit bigger than the Bailie thocht he was himsel'."
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Dominion, Volume 11, Issue 112, 29 January 1918, Page 5
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97Page 5 Advertisements Column 1 Dominion, Volume 11, Issue 112, 29 January 1918, Page 5
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