Misplaced Sympathy.—A Jersey man of a benevolent turn of mind encountered a small boy in tis neighbourhood, who. gave evidence of having emerged but lately from severo battlo. "I am sorry," said the man, "to see that you have a black eye, Sammy." Whereupon Sammy retorted: "You go home and be sorry for your own little boy—bo's got two!' It takes eight times the strength to go upstairs that is required for the same distance on the level.
SNIFF U P, GAKGLc. OK SWALLOW
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Dominion, Volume 11, Issue 99, 19 January 1918, Page 12
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84Page 12 Advertisements Column 3 Dominion, Volume 11, Issue 99, 19 January 1918, Page 12
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