Wanted a. Monopoly.—A keen temperance advocate was addressing a meeting en liis pet subject. "I. should like," lie declared, "to tnlto every bottle of wine and every bottle of beer and every bottle of spirits and f-ink them all to the bottom of the sea." A man at the back of the ball .jumped up excitedly, shouting: "Hem , ( hearl Hear, hoar!" The lecturer paused in his remarks to beam delighted approval on the- interrupter. "An, my friend," ho said, "I see you are a good teetotaller; v a niaJi made of the right stuff." "Oh, no," said the man; "1 am a diver."
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Dominion, Volume 11, Issue 96, 16 January 1918, Page 5
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103Page 5 Advertisements Column 3 Dominion, Volume 11, Issue 96, 16 January 1918, Page 5
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