All in tho Shuffle.—A Government official was discussing the morality of certain war-profiteers. "Their morality reminds me," he said, "of a professional gambler who always won at cards, whereas at the races he always lost. " 'Oh, pshaw, George,' his wifo said to him one day, 'you make mo tired. Why is it you always bring home a horse-collar '.oil when you play poker and turn up broko when yon play the horses?" " 'My love.' said George, quietly, 'I don't shuffle the horses.'" The beverage co serve on every festive occasion is KOLA-NIP. Drink it with your meals—give it ■to your friends. Refreshing—stimulating. Try a bottle today— Advt.
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Dominion, Volume 11, Issue 93, 12 January 1918, Page 7
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107Page 7 Advertisements Column 1 Dominion, Volume 11, Issue 93, 12 January 1918, Page 7
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