CARRY ON!

Dominion, Volume 11, Issue 71, 17 December 1917, Page 11

CARRY ON!

"Carry on! Carry on! Fight the good fight and true! Believe in your mission, great dawn l.^j a cheer; . There's big work, to do, and that s Trtij you aro here. , Carry on! Carry on! Let tho world be the better for you \ And at last, when you die, let this be your cry: ~ „ ~„ 'Carry on, my soul! Carry od!

Suggestive Habits—"For ten years, said the now boarder, "my habits were as regular as clockwork. I rose on the stroke of six, and half an hour later was at breakfast; at seven I was at work; dined at one; had supper at six, and was in bed at nine thirty. Ate only plain food, and hadn't a day s illness all the time." "Dear me! said a hearer, in sympathetic tones; "and what were you in for? A Surer Test.—"That man is so honest ho wouldn't steal a pm, said the admiring friend. "I never thought much of the pin test," answered Miss Cayenne. "Try him with an umbrella!" An Acrobat in the Squad.—Sergeant (drilling awkward squad): "Company! Attention company, lift up your left leg and hold it straight out in front of You I" One of the squad held up his 'right leg by mistake. This brought his right-hand companion's leg and Jus own right log close together, lhe officer, seeing this, oxclaimed angrily: "And who is that blooming galoot over there holding up both legs?

Waiter: Did you ring the bell, sir? . Diner: "No, I was tolling it; I tnoughu you wcro dead." Tho man who shaves himself has alwayo cast longing eyes on the leather straps attached to railway carriage windows, cays an English paper. Ihey aro evidently such perfect strops that tho temptation to cut one is often too great to bo resisted, and the Lancashire and Yorkshire Railway Company are said to lose £100 a year from the theft of ih9B9 straps. It is now. proposed to stud thorn with copper rivets, and thus render them useless for shavers.